Post by SQUEAKY PiKaMeW on Nov 17, 2004 3:13:27 GMT -5
I wrote a bunch of silly little poems for my aim profile and i thought id share them with you people.^_^ Some had my sisters laughing....i lke a whole lotO.o Enjoy!^_^
MY BED
I have a bed
It is red
I named it Ted
It's made of bread
There was a bug in it and now it is dead
Yes I have a bed
It is red
When I get out of it
I fall on my head.
BANANAS AND PEAS
Bananas and peas
Bananas and peas
We love you, oh glorious bananas and peas
By day you fight crime
And by night you eat crime
Which makes us think you're on a diet
Because there's still hippies on the loose
Ready to create a riot
If not for you, oh wonderous Bananas and peas
So many people would still have their eyes
And monkeys could eat some pie
So now we say goodbye
Bananas and peas
You made things worse and now you must die.
We love you bananas and peas.
CHOCOLATE
Chocolate makes the world go 'round
Without it there would be no sound
Chocolate fuels the merry go 'round
It's better when bought in a pound
Chocolate is always IN and never out
When brats don't get it they start to pout
If chocolate was a tea cup it might have a spout
Chocolate's the best, without a doubt!
Chocolate's great and needs your support
So send five dollars to me right now..........SNORT!
A LIST
Puppies
Ponies
Morons
and their cronies
Posers
Bunnies
and fuzzies
Losers are yummy
Geeks
Chicken
Sticks
And my head is stuck in....
Potatoes
Gummies
Tweedle deedle nose!
Junk
Big hair
Skunks in their underwear
Noodles
Jell-o
and guys that look like poodles
Perfume
Green
Woo!
Eggs are stupid and mean
Trying
Circle
Smile
Steve Urkel
Cheerios
Hay
Cat
Another list, another day.
"COOL"
"Cool" is pants that don't fit you
"Cool" are shirts that keep you from breathing
"Cool" is wearing sunglasses no matter what you do
"Cool" is backwards hats
"Cool" is getting attacked by rabid rats
"Cool" is being misunderstood
"Cool" is eating your hood
"Cool" is keeping one step ahead of trends
"Cool" is to kick the rainbow where it ends
"Cool" likes being between parenthesis
"Cool" doesn't know words as big as parenthesis
"Cool" is supposed to keep you from being alone
Let's just ditch "cool" and let everyone be scone!
LOVE IS LIKE......
Love is like......
um......
A TREE!
A tree that can see!
A tree thats eats bees!
......
Like is like......
SOCKS!
Socks with holes!
Owned by old ladies with moles!
Who won't buy any fruit not made by dole!
......
Love is like......
A munchkin!
Cause it smells like.....a....trunchkin?
and looks like a lunchkin?
And involves dumb nicknames like honey bunchkins?
You're not buying any of this are you?
Man...I don't know what to do...
So there!Love is like a thing!
(Possibly a thing made out of string?)
BYE BYE
I had a tie
It was the color of the sky
When I wore it
My girlfriend wanted to die
My girlfriend's brithday is in July
I lost her present
So I gave her my tie
She looked at me with an evil eye
Then she made my face meet Mr. Pie
Then she walked out of my life
With my tie
And she screamed...
"BYE BYE!"
FISH
Fish loves me
Me loves fish
Fish lives in the sea
Sea lives in the fish
Fish meets me
Me meets fish
Fish will make
Make will fish
Fish will make my favorite dish
(the following is a little more serious than the rest.We're sorry for the inconvience this may cause)
INNOCENCE
Knowing nothing,
Questioning all,
Loving to swing,
Wishing she weren't so small.
The little hands,
Holding on,
Big eyes believing,
That you are never wrong.
Tears fall for you,
Though they dont know,
Why you must leave so soon,
Or why it must be so.
Learning more,
Feeding herself,
Grandpa's a bore,
He looks like the Keebler Elf.
Pain falls in and around them,
Harsh reality sets in,
Childish things slowly left behind,
Innocence never theirs to keep to start with.
MY BED
I have a bed
It is red
I named it Ted
It's made of bread
There was a bug in it and now it is dead
Yes I have a bed
It is red
When I get out of it
I fall on my head.
BANANAS AND PEAS
Bananas and peas
Bananas and peas
We love you, oh glorious bananas and peas
By day you fight crime
And by night you eat crime
Which makes us think you're on a diet
Because there's still hippies on the loose
Ready to create a riot
If not for you, oh wonderous Bananas and peas
So many people would still have their eyes
And monkeys could eat some pie
So now we say goodbye
Bananas and peas
You made things worse and now you must die.
We love you bananas and peas.
CHOCOLATE
Chocolate makes the world go 'round
Without it there would be no sound
Chocolate fuels the merry go 'round
It's better when bought in a pound
Chocolate is always IN and never out
When brats don't get it they start to pout
If chocolate was a tea cup it might have a spout
Chocolate's the best, without a doubt!
Chocolate's great and needs your support
So send five dollars to me right now..........SNORT!
A LIST
Puppies
Ponies
Morons
and their cronies
Posers
Bunnies
and fuzzies
Losers are yummy
Geeks
Chicken
Sticks
And my head is stuck in....
Potatoes
Gummies
Tweedle deedle nose!
Junk
Big hair
Skunks in their underwear
Noodles
Jell-o
and guys that look like poodles
Perfume
Green
Woo!
Eggs are stupid and mean
Trying
Circle
Smile
Steve Urkel
Cheerios
Hay
Cat
Another list, another day.
"COOL"
"Cool" is pants that don't fit you
"Cool" are shirts that keep you from breathing
"Cool" is wearing sunglasses no matter what you do
"Cool" is backwards hats
"Cool" is getting attacked by rabid rats
"Cool" is being misunderstood
"Cool" is eating your hood
"Cool" is keeping one step ahead of trends
"Cool" is to kick the rainbow where it ends
"Cool" likes being between parenthesis
"Cool" doesn't know words as big as parenthesis
"Cool" is supposed to keep you from being alone
Let's just ditch "cool" and let everyone be scone!
LOVE IS LIKE......
Love is like......
um......
A TREE!
A tree that can see!
A tree thats eats bees!
......
Like is like......
SOCKS!
Socks with holes!
Owned by old ladies with moles!
Who won't buy any fruit not made by dole!
......
Love is like......
A munchkin!
Cause it smells like.....a....trunchkin?
and looks like a lunchkin?
And involves dumb nicknames like honey bunchkins?
You're not buying any of this are you?
Man...I don't know what to do...
So there!Love is like a thing!
(Possibly a thing made out of string?)
BYE BYE
I had a tie
It was the color of the sky
When I wore it
My girlfriend wanted to die
My girlfriend's brithday is in July
I lost her present
So I gave her my tie
She looked at me with an evil eye
Then she made my face meet Mr. Pie
Then she walked out of my life
With my tie
And she screamed...
"BYE BYE!"
FISH
Fish loves me
Me loves fish
Fish lives in the sea
Sea lives in the fish
Fish meets me
Me meets fish
Fish will make
Make will fish
Fish will make my favorite dish
(the following is a little more serious than the rest.We're sorry for the inconvience this may cause)
INNOCENCE
Knowing nothing,
Questioning all,
Loving to swing,
Wishing she weren't so small.
The little hands,
Holding on,
Big eyes believing,
That you are never wrong.
Tears fall for you,
Though they dont know,
Why you must leave so soon,
Or why it must be so.
Learning more,
Feeding herself,
Grandpa's a bore,
He looks like the Keebler Elf.
Pain falls in and around them,
Harsh reality sets in,
Childish things slowly left behind,
Innocence never theirs to keep to start with.
